Agent-5

Agent-5
Agent-5 is our badass soldier of fortune. He always carry's out his missions with a 99.9% success rate. That one mission he failed was appearing on television and advertising our foundation. He ended up bursting into tears.

Role
Agent-5 does most of the one-man jobs. He has done things from crawling through vents, to out swimming sharks, to blowing up a building. He's a beast in combat, but when not on a mission, he's a fragile wimp. His purpose out of the battlefield is to boost morale, as the militia is a very sad and dark place. He is highly respected, not just because of his good work and morale boosting personality, but because everyone knows if they offend him, he'll uppercut them at mach II.

Quotes
(On TV) "H-H-Hi, I'm A-A-Agent-fi-" *bursts into tears*

"Can I have some kale?"

"You see, one does not simply take my business card without me knowing."

"Stupid M4's... Always jam... Why didn't i grab a 416?"

"Freaking freak."

"Take off my gasmask? I SLEEP with it on! We could get gassed any second! For goodness sake, why don't YOU have one on?"

"Get these cameras outta my face, I only prevented nuclear war."

"Ever been in space? It's pretty cold up there, but not as cold as the people on earth."

"Rations, James, RATIONS!" (This was during a huge storm, and Commander Gullen took 100 more calories then needed)

Relations
CEO: Work related

Commander James Gullen: Friends, share a barrack at BOAA-36

The Grunts: One-way-respect

A duck: Fed it a fry once, now comes on missions.

Assignment
Agent-5 is commissioned at BOAA-36, with his friend, Commander Gullen.

His main role there is to keep order, boost morale, and peal potatoes. What he does on break consists from feeding ducks, playing video games, and pulling pranks on the grunts.